“Let me tell you the tale of the first time I died.”

What the Pig Promised is a slow-burn audio drama about time troubles, impossible choices, old stories, and the price people pay for the ones they love.

There are mathmagics, missing stars, a warrior nun lady and the amnesiac who adores her despite repeated blunt-force trauma, and one very gentle pig-man who would never stop to count the cost.

If you like stories that take their time, trust you to hold on, and get stranger the deeper you go, start here.

Give me 90 seconds.